Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your brother the scientist. Funny

Brother, my brilliant, beakers-and-beakers-loving brother! So, the lab coat's coming off, the Bunsen burner's being blown out, and the retirement party's officially ON! After years of bravely facing down scientific mysteries (and probably a few exploding experiments), you've finally earned your freedom! Now you can dedicate your days to far more important tasks, like perfecting the art of napping, mastering the remote, and single-handedly destroying the world's supply of cheese puffs. Congratulations on your retirement, you magnificent scientific maverick! May your days be filled with laughter, leisure, and the glorious absence of lab reports.