Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother. Funny

Well, Brother, you finally did it! You survived years of pop quizzes, terrifying teachers, and questionable cafeteria food. Congratulations on graduating! I knew you had it in you, even if your study habits mostly involved strategically placed energy drinks and inspirational memes. Seriously though, massive props for making it through. Now go forth and conquer the world… or at least find a job that doesn't involve wearing a uniform unless it’s a ridiculously awesome superhero costume. Either way, I'm incredibly proud of you (and slightly relieved you won't be borrowing my textbooks anymore!). Cheers to the next chapter!

"Huge congratulations to Brother on finally escaping the ' eternal torture' of school! You made it! Now it's time to trade in your textbooks for a paycheck. I hear being an [insert unemployed/undecided] is the new black. Seriously though, I'm beyond proud of you and all your accomplishments. May your future be brighter than a 'D' on a calculus test. Cheers to a new chapter and many more late-night gaming sessions, minus the homework anxiety!"