Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your brother the salesperson. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you finally traded in your commission-based lifestyle for a lifetime commitment! Congratulations on getting hitched! I always knew you’d find someone who could tolerate your endless sales pitches, even when they're about things like the superior quality of your new spouse (kidding… mostly!). Seriously though, wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, slightly less cheesy jokes, and maybe a honeymoon where you can actually *relax* instead of trying to upsell the hotel staff. All the best for this exciting new chapter!

"Dear Brother, A huge congratulations to you, the luckiest salesman on the planet, as you tie the knot and catch the prize! You've sold your heart, but I'm pretty sure it was a 'done deal' from the start! Wishing you a love that's as effortless as a commission sale, and a marriage that's filled with laughter, excitement, and zero returns for dissatisfied customers. May you and your beautiful wife make each other's life 'priceless' from this day forward! Love you, bro!"

Congratulations, Brother, on your momentous sales-vent! May this wedding be the ultimate deal closer and fill your life with lots of laughter and happy returns! Wishing you and your partner a love story that sells itself! Cheers!

Brother, congratulations on finally finding someone who can put up with your sales pitches 24/7! Just kidding! (Mostly.) Wishing you and your amazing partner a lifetime of love, laughter, and maybe a few bonus commission checks along the way. Cheers to the happy couple!