Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your brother the salesperson. Funny

Hey Brother, Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you're having a fantastic feast filled with more gravy than a salesperson's promises! Seriously though, I'm incredibly thankful for you. You're the only person I know who can talk someone into buying a slightly used left-handed snow shovel in July. May your day be filled with laughter, delicious food, and maybe even a little leftover pie to sneak later. Wishing you a Thanksgiving as heartwarming as a well-worn, perfectly-priced power drill. Enjoy!

"Happy Thanksgiving, Brother - the one day a year where I earn zero commission and gorge on calories instead of closing deals. You're a saint for working in sales and treading the consumerist meat grinder daily. Anyway, I hope today's feast is delicious and your family enjoys every bite of your extra helping of mashed potatoes, because honestly, that's the only thing that keeps some of us sales folks going all year round."

Dear Brother, Happy Thanksgiving! May your sales records break new heights, and may your feathered friends, unlike your sales pitch, never be a Turkey! Wishing you a gobble-gobble good time with your loved ones. Have a fantastic Turkey Day, bro! Regards, The Friendly Salesperson.

Hey Brother, Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you're not too busy closing deals to enjoy some delicious food and family time. Guess you're used to making the sale, but this year, I'm hoping you'll make the most of the mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie!