Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the salesperson. Funny

Well, Brother, you finally did it! You escaped the clutches of academia and are now unleashed upon the unsuspecting public as a… salesperson! Congratulations! I knew you’d eventually find a career path combining your unparalleled ability to talk for hours with an almost unsettling charm. Seriously though, huge congrats on graduating. May your commission checks be plentiful and your sales pitches legendary. Now go forth and conquer… or at least, meet your sales quota. We're all incredibly proud of you!

"Congratulations, Brother! It's time to trade in your textbooks for a contract! As a salesperson, you're about to make a deal with your future self and it's going to be a major sale! Wishing you a career that's smoother than a closed deal, and a success that's as bright as your high school diploma! You made it, Brother! Now go out there and knock 'em dead!"