Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your brother the nurse. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you finally traded in your scrubs for a tuxedo! Congratulations on getting hitched! I knew that bedside manner would eventually win someone over, though I always suspected it was more the charming way you handle a bedpan than your soothing words. Seriously though, huge congrats on finding your perfect match – someone who clearly appreciates your dedication to healing, whether it's mending broken hearts or just patching up a scraped knee. Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, laughter, and maybe a few less late nights than you're used to. Cheers to the happy couple!

Here's a funny greeting for the upcoming wedding: "Brother, I hear you've found a patient who's willing to stick around for eternity! Congratulations on your engagement! As a nurse, you must have perfected the art of patching things up, and it seems you've done just that with your partner in crime! Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and a strong understanding of acetaminophen dosages. Cheers to a healthy and happy marriage!"