Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your brother the nurse. Funny

Well, Brother, looks like someone finally traded in those all-nighters fueled by ramen for slightly less stressful all-nighters fueled by… well, let’s just say *patient* people! Congratulations on graduating university and becoming a nurse! I knew you had the bedside manner of a caffeinated badger, but who knew you’d actually make it through med school? Prepare yourself for the endless supply of free coffee and slightly questionable medical advice from your well-meaning (but possibly delusional) family. Seriously though, huge congrats! You did it! Now go forth and heal… or at least, try not to kill anyone. We’re all very proud.

"Huge congratulations are in order, Brother! You've finally made it out of the library alive! As a headstrong RN, you've not only survived but thrived in the trenches of nursing school. With your all-nighters and endless doses of coffee, you've earned your stripes. You're officially a university graduate, and the real world better watch out! Cheers to all your late-night applicants, fervent exam-prepping, and courageous patient interactions that have prepared you for this moment. You did it, Brother!"