Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your brother the nurse. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you're finally hanging up your stethoscope and trading bedpans for beach chairs? Congratulations on your retirement! After years of battling germs and grumpy patients, you deserve a medal (and maybe a lifetime supply of tranquilizers!). Seriously though, you were an amazing nurse, a true lifesaver (though I suspect some patients wished you'd just given them a good night's sleep instead of another shot!). Enjoy this new chapter – may your days be filled with sunshine, laughter, and significantly fewer bodily fluids. Cheers to the next, much less stressful, adventure!

"Happy Retirement, Brother Nurse! I heard it takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a whole team of amazing nurses to put up with you. Congratulations on making it out alive (just kidding, kind of) - you've earned your badge of honor and the right to trade in your scrubs for comfy pants. Cheers to a well-deserved break from saving lives and tending to the grumpy ones! May your retirement be as smooth as a newborn's diaper change"