Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your brother the nurse. Funny

Happy New Year, Brother, you magnificent miracle worker! Another year of dodging bodily fluids and surviving the hospital's questionable coffee – you're a tougher nurse than a caffeinated cockroach! May your 2024 be filled with fewer screaming patients, more perfectly timed coffee breaks, and enough extra-strength ibuprofen to handle the inevitable backaches. Forget the twelve days of Christmas, let's hope for twelve months of sanity (and maybe a slightly higher pay raise!). Cheers to a year of surviving the ER, one bandage at a time!

Dear Brother, Happy New Year from the ward where I trade in resolutions for reality! As a nurse, I'm more used to changing bedpans than cleaning up old year's bad habits. But I couldn't let the clock strike midnight without wishing you all the best in the coming year - minus the stress of watching me try to do CPR on a turkey in November. May our sibling rivalry remain friendly, our schedules align, and our laughs be contagious! Love, [Your Name]