Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your brother the military. Funny

Hey Brother, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you're having a blast, even if your turkey is a little less plump than the enemy you're used to taking down. Instead of mashed potatoes, are you feasting on some MREs? Jokes aside, I'm incredibly thankful for your service and sacrifice. May your day be filled with laughter, good food (hopefully not just rations!), and a whole lot of appreciation for everything you do. Stay safe out there, soldier, and give 'em all a big ol' Thanksgiving hug (from a safe distance, of course!).

"Happy Thanksgiving to a fighting machine like Brother, who's bravely serving our country instead of braving the family oven on this delicate day of gluttony. May your turkey be stuffed (with paychecks, not just filling), your mashed potatoes be muddy (from all the weed-killer you used to keep444 the enemy in line), and your pies be so sweet, they'll keep you deployed in sugar-shock indefinitely. Semper Gumby on this Fine Day of Trumpets (aka, T-Day), amigo!"

Dear Brother, I hope this Thanksgiving finds you in high spirits! May your time spent with loved ones be filled with laughter, good eats, and, of course, the fakest of elastic waistbands! Wishing you and your fellow service members a hearty "salute" and a wildly amusing holiday. Cheers to you, our very own festive fighting force! Happy Thanksgiving!

Hey Brother! Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you're tucked away somewhere warm and cozy, buried under a mountain of mashed potatoes and stuffing, instead of dodging enemy fire. Seriously though, wishing you a day filled with good food, good company, and a whole lot of relaxation. Don't forget to take a break from saving the world for a few hours and enjoy yourself!