Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your brother the military. Funny

Congratulations, Brother! So, you've traded in your weapon of mass destruction for a tiny, screaming, projectile-vomiting weapon of mass adorable! Welcome to the sleep-deprived, diaper-changing, unbelievably rewarding world of parenthood! Prepare for epic battles against spit-up, sleepless nights fueled by caffeine, and a love so powerful it could probably take down a tank. May your days be filled with joy (and slightly less with the smell of baby poop). Seriously though, congrats! You've officially earned the title of "Super Soldier Dad"!

"Huge congratulations, Brother! I heard the enemy's been defeated... I mean, you've finally defeated the 'we're still waiting' blues! A new recruit has joined the family, and I'm sure you're already signing up for diapers and daycare duty. Can't wait to meet the little commander-in-chief. Welcome to the toughest, most rewarding mission of your life!"

Congrats, Brother! Now that you're officially a popsicle with an arsenal of diapers, I'd like to say welcome to the club! Wishing you, the queen of the OC (ordnance corps), and the mini-commander a happy and healthy new baby. May your diaper runs be quick, and your ammunition supplies never run out! Best of luck in this newMilitary edition of parenthood! Keep those rockets roaring, and please don't let this little squirt steal your rank!

Brother, congratulations on the newest addition to your squad! Looks like you've traded in your fatigues for diapers and your MREs for… well, let's just say you're about to experience a whole new kind of chow. Get ready for sleepless nights, endless snuggles, and a whole lot of love. Welcome to parenthood, soldier! You've got this!