Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your brother the healthcare worker. Funny

Well, Brother, looks like someone finally escaped the lecture halls and avoided becoming a professional nap-taker! Congratulations on graduating university! I knew all those late-night pizza fueled study sessions would pay off – although I suspect the real test will be surviving your first shift as a healthcare worker. Seriously though, huge congrats on this amazing accomplishment! Remember, you're officially allowed to treat yourself – maybe not to another all-nighter, though. Now go out there and heal the world…or at least, don't kill anyone. Just kidding (mostly). We're all incredibly proud of you!

"Huge congratulations to Brother on this MAJOR milestone! Toss that cap in the air ( virtually, of course, because we don't want you giving anyone a Lyme disease apology tour - you're a soon-to-be-Dr.-Brother, more like it! As a future healthcare superhero, you're about to swap germ-shields for stethoscopes and good news for getting people better. You've worked so hard to get here - it's amazing to see Brother earn his degree and adorn his new title. I reckon it's time to party (from a safe distance, of course) and celebrate an epic achievement that'll make the whole family proud!"