Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the healthcare worker. Funny

Well, Brother, you finally made it! Graduation! Who knew that someone who spent more time in the school nurse's office than the classroom could actually become a healthcare worker? Seriously, though, huge congratulations! I’m so incredibly proud of you for conquering textbooks, exams, and apparently, your own questionable health choices. Now go forth and heal, and may your days be filled with less paperwork and more actual patient interaction (unless the paperwork pays better, then, you know, *priorities*). Here's to a rewarding career and many years of not needing to use your own newly acquired healthcare skills on yourself!

"Wow, Brother! I just heard about your School Graduation and I couldn't be prouder! You've managed to graduate from school without losing your mind, which is a feat in and of itself. I'm honored to welcome you to the grand club of people who can say they've survived school with their sanity intact. As a future healthcare worker, I know you'll be 'curing' a lot of headaches on the job. Cudos to you, Brother! You've done it!"