Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your brother the firefighter. Funny

Well, Brother, looks like you finally traded in textbooks for… well, slightly bigger textbooks – the kind you use to extinguish raging infernos instead of raging existential crises! Congratulations on graduating! Seriously, though, huge accomplishment. I always knew you were destined for greatness – or at least, for greatness in managing very, very hot situations. So, celebrate this win, but remember: don't let the graduation cap go to your head... unless you're using it to shield your face from a sudden, unexpected burst of flame. Just kidding (mostly). Seriously, congrats, graduate!

"Huge high-five and a big, bold, and blazing congratulations to Brother on getting out of uni alive! I mean, who needs a degree when you're already a hero to so many? Wishing you a career as a firefighter that's just as fearless, fierce, and fantastical as your pit stop graduation party was. You're officially ready to take on blazes, battle fires, and serve up some seriously world-class snoozles on the couch after a long night of saving the day! Here's to a wild ride and an inferno of adventures ahead, Bro!"