Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your brother the farmer. Funny

Well, Brother, I guess you've finally traded in your manure spreader for a mortarboard! Congratulations on graduating university! Who knew a farmer could be so academically inclined? Seriously though, that's a huge accomplishment. I'm incredibly proud of you and your ability to successfully balance the demands of academia with, um, let's call it "intensive fieldwork." May your future harvests be bountiful and your GPA remain impressively high (even if you only grade your own crops from now on). Cheers to your success!

Dear Brother, Hooray! The day has finally arrived - you've sprouted into a master of agriculture, and I couldn't be prouder of the ripe crop that is you! As you graduate and leave the university fields behind, I hope you're ready to tackle the real challenge: navigating your in-laws while working on the farm. Kudos to you, Farmer Brother, on your academic harvest! May your future be as green as the fields you'll be tilling and as prosperous as a well-watered crop. Congratulations on this bountiful achievement!