Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the entrepreneur. Funny

Well, Brother, looks like you finally escaped the shackles of academia! Congratulations on your graduation! I knew all those late-night ramen sessions weren't *entirely* unproductive. So, you're trading in textbooks for spreadsheets, huh? An entrepreneur, eh? Prepare for less sleep, more caffeine, and a whole lot more questionable decisions than choosing between econ and sociology. But seriously, huge congrats! May your venture be wildly successful, your profits astronomical, and your nap times frequent. Go get 'em, tiger!

"Congratulations, Brother, on graduating from school! This is a major accomplishment and a huge step up into the entrepreneurial world. From doing your homework to crunching your own numbers, I'm sure you're both proud and terrified. Well, let me put your mind at ease: the only grade you're going to fail is the one where you don't take a chance and try. Here's to your future insolvency and attempts to make it big!"