Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your brother the engineer. Funny

Congratulations, Brother! So, you've finally built something more complicated than a bridge – a whole new human being! Welcome to the wonderful world of sleep deprivation, tiny socks, and endless diaper changes. I hear engineering degrees come in handy for assembling cribs, and trust me, you'll need all your problem-solving skills for this one. Prepare for a lifetime of adorable chaos, questionable decisions (like letting them eat paint), and the deepest, most unconditional love imaginable. Enjoy the ride, engineer-dad!

"Huge congratulations to the new dad, Engineer Brother on the arrival of your tiny human! I mean, I know you're an engineer and all, but you're about to be re-routed into overtime... of diaper changes! Don't worry, though, your circuits will come back online in no time – multiplied by 0.647023 (that's with parenting multiplicand aa Coy Wire Mom!), and you'll be re-tasked, re-routed, and recalibrated to master this whole parenting gig! Get ready to assemble tiny human, Booby-trap-proof the nursery, and align the Pacific bacon catapult in the kitchen; brushes up on onesies assembly! Wishing you a test-driven gig of snuggles, sobs full of laughter, holy-cation crunchiness and bliss marathon smashing!"

Dear Brother, I hope this message finds you in high spirits! Congratulations on becoming a new "Engineer-Neat"! Look forward to seeing your little one transform your life into an engineering masterpiece! Warmest wishes and cheeky giggles, [Your Name]

Brother, congratulations on the arrival of your newest blueprint! Between the sleepless nights and endless calculations, I suspect you'll be putting your engineering skills to the test in a whole new way. Just remember, the most important design specs are lots of cuddles and even more love! Welcome to the club of frazzled, but fabulous, dads!