Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the driver. Funny

Well, Brother, you finally did it! You survived the tyranny of pop quizzes, the terror of term papers, and the sheer boredom of mandatory assemblies. Congratulations on your graduation! I knew you'd make it, even if your most ambitious academic pursuit involved mastering the art of parallel parking. So, here's to the future: may your driving be smooth, your routes efficient, and your passengers remarkably well-behaved (or at least, easily bribed with snacks). Seriously though, congrats on this huge accomplishment! Get ready to hit the road, and remember, always buckle up – even if you're just heading to the drive-thru. Cheers to the newly minted graduate and professional driver!

"Dear Brother, I just heard the fantastic news about your graduation! I couldn't be more proud of you - you've finally passed the final exit test and got your degree! I guess now it's time to shift your gears and start a 'fuel' efficient career as a driver. Congratulations, you're licensed to load up a new chapter of your life!"