Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you finally did it! Traded in your questionable dating app strategies for a lifetime of (hopefully) slightly less questionable marital bliss. Congratulations on tying the knot! I knew that spreadsheet-organizing skills would eventually pay off – who needs a wedding planner when you've got a consultant's eye for detail? Seriously though, huge congrats! May your life together be filled with endless love, laughter, and significantly fewer Excel spreadsheets than you’re used to. Here’s to a happily ever after (and to expertly navigating the tricky waters of combined household finances). Cheers!

"Dear Brother, I've just heard the wonderful news about the wedding, and I couldn't be happier for the happy couple! As a seasoned wedding day consultant, I'm thrilled to see the union of two lovely souls, and I have no doubt their love will last a life-time. Wishing you all the joy, love and laughter as the 'golden couple' sets off on this new journey in life! Best of luck and wonderful wishes for the bride and groom, from Brother!"