Heartfelt Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Dearest Brother, Happy Anniversary! Another year of blissful wedded bliss – or at least, blissful enough to keep you from changing your consulting firm's name to "Divorce & Disasters, LLC." Seriously though, congrats on surviving another orbit around the sun as a married couple. May your future be filled with less paperwork than your average client, more laughter than a stand-up gig gone right, and way fewer arguments than you'd find in a boardroom full of competing CEOs. Here's to many more years of marital mayhem (the fun kind!).

"Happy Wedding Anniversary to the incredible Consultant Couple! Forty years together and still making pins-and-needles decisions on clients' strategies, I'm impressed! Here's to many more years of love, laughter, and beating each other with spreadsheets. Wishing you a month as fabulous as your first kiss! May your anniversary be as wonderful as your bond, and may you get to spend eternity doing what you love – and getting paid for it! Cheers to you both!"