Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Well, Brother, looks like someone finally traded in late-night ramen for… slightly less late-night spreadsheets! Congratulations on graduating university! Becoming a consultant? That's fantastic. I’m picturing you now, commanding boardrooms with the same dazzling brilliance you once commanded the fridge after a three-day study bender. No more all-nighters fueled by questionable energy drinks and questionable life choices. Just questionable PowerPoint presentations, I suppose. Seriously though, huge congrats, you magnificent overachiever! May your future be filled with success…and maybe, just maybe, slightly less caffeine.

"Huge congrats, Consultant Extraordinaire, on surviving college and emerging on the other side with a fancy degree!"