Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Happy Thanksgiving, Brother! I hope your turkey is bigger than your consulting fees this year (but let's be honest, those fees are probably *monumental*). May your day be filled with more laughter than spreadsheets, more mashed potatoes than meetings, and more gravy than grey hairs you've acquired stressing over quarterly reports. Seriously though, wishing you a genuinely happy and relaxing Thanksgiving filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of leftover pie for breakfast tomorrow. Enjoy!

"Happy Thanksgiving, Brother! I hope you're not too stuffed with turkey to answer my calls this week, but seriously, I'm grateful for our partnership and looking forward to consulting with you soon. May your plate be full of good food, your wallet be full of clients, and your stress level be low. You're the best consultant brother a guy could ask for! Cheers to a fantastic Thanksgiving and a fantastic year ahead!"