Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you've finally escaped the clutches of academia! Congratulations on your graduation! I knew all those late-night study sessions fueled by questionable amounts of caffeine would pay off. Now, go forth and conquer the world… or at least, conquer those spreadsheets. Being a consultant sounds thrilling – I bet it involves far fewer pop quizzes than college did. Remember, the only thing harder than passing exams is explaining your consultant fees to your clients. Seriously though, huge congrats! We're all incredibly proud of you. Now, let's celebrate – my treat, of course!

"Dear Brother, Huge congratulations are in order! You've survived multiple meetings, endless reports, and the occasional Sunday evening catch-up - and you made it through school without losing your mind! As a seasoned consultant, you must be used to spinning multiple plates, but I'm guessing this is the first time you've graduated with honors. Well done, graduate! I'm beyond proud of you and your academic achievements. Now, off to bigger and better things - like recharging your social life and eating actual meals on time!"