Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you're finally hanging up your consultant hat? Fantastic! I always knew you'd reach the pinnacle of… well, retirement. No more endless spreadsheets, no more agonizing over client presentations, just endless naps and questionable golf scores. Congratulations on escaping the corporate jungle – remember, the wild kingdom of leisure awaits! Enjoy this new chapter overflowing with relaxation, questionable DIY projects, and the sheer terror of actually having to *plan* your days. We'll miss your sage advice (or at least pretending to listen to it). Happy Retirement!

Dear Brother, Congratulations on finally hanging up your consultant hat! After all these years of advising others on how to run their lives, it's time for you to take your own advice and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Retirement is the perfect opportunity to trade in your suit and tie for a pair of flip flops and a Hawaiian shirt. Here's to many years of doing absolutely nothing productive! Wishing you a relaxing and rejuvenating retirement, filled with all the things you never had time for before. Cheers to you, Brother!