Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Congratulations, Brother, on your new arrival! So, you've traded in late-night client calls for late-night diaper changes. I guess that means your consulting days of "strategizing" are now replaced with "strategizing naptime." Welcome to the wonderful world of sleep deprivation and endless adorable messes! May your days be filled with tiny fingers grabbing your tie, and your nights filled with the sweet symphony of baby coos (and occasional cries, we won't lie!). Wishing you and your family all the best in this exciting, messy, and utterly wonderful new chapter. Prepare for the ultimate reality check – a tiny human who's already mastered the art of negotiation!

"Dear Brother, Huge congratulations on adding a new little consultant (aka tiny human) to your team! I mean, who needs experience or an MBA when you've got a diaper bag full of potential? Seriously though, welcome to the sleep-deprived club and the most difficult, yet most rewarding job in the world. Wishing you all the joy, laughter, and caffeine you'll need for the wild ride ahead. Cheers to being a rockstar dad!"