Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Happy birthday, Brother, you magnificent consultant! Another year older, another questionable spreadsheet conquered. I hear retirement's calling, but I suspect you'll be secretly plotting your next PowerPoint presentation even from a hammock in the Bahamas. May your cake be as sweet as your consulting fees (and hopefully a little less complicated). Wishing you a day filled with joy, laughter, and maybe just a tiny bit of sanity – you've earned it! Here's to another year of brilliant advice and even more questionable ties. Cheers!

"Happy Birthday to my go-to consultant, Brother! Another year older, another year wiser, and another year of telling me why my business ideas are completely sane. Just kidding, sort of. Seriously though, here's to another year of providing expert advice and making me look good in front of clients. May your cake be as rich as your consulting fees and your year ahead be as bright as your future is looking. Cheers, Brother!"