Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your brother the consultant. Funny

Dearest Brother, Happy Anniversary! Another year of surviving your clients – you magnificent, slightly frazzled consultant, you! I'm incredibly impressed you haven't yet traded your spreadsheets for a life of quiet contemplation on a deserted island (though I wouldn't blame you). Seriously though, congratulations on making it through another 365 days of navigating the treacherous waters of corporate life. May your next year be filled with fewer power points, more vacation days, and enough caffeine to fuel a small nation. Cheers to you!

Dear Brother, Huge congratulations are in order! Another year has come and gone, and by some miracle, your clients are still speaking to you! As a consultant, you've somehow managed to keep them entertained and engaged, and that's truly a feat worth celebrating! On your happy anniversary, I hope you're as excited as I am about the prospect of another year of dealing with project schedules, budget meetings, and the occasional bout of IT-induced frustration. Cheers to you, consultant extraordinaire! May your calendar be filled with successful outcomes and your clients continue to be charmed by your expertise. Warm regards, [Your Name]