Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the businessman. Funny

Well, Brother, looks like someone finally escaped the clutches of academia! Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you had the business acumen to make it big, even if your essays were suspiciously short and your note-taking resembled abstract art. So ditch the textbooks and embrace the world of spreadsheets and power lunches. Just try not to wear that graduation gown to your first board meeting – unless, of course, you're aiming for a "disruptive" business model. Seriously though, huge congrats! May your future be filled with profits, not pop quizzes.

Dear Brother, Congratulations on finally surviving the crazy long years of school! As you