Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the accountant. Funny

My dearest Brother, the newly minted accountant! So, you’ve finally escaped the clutches of academia, trading textbooks for tax returns – a truly inspiring career trajectory, I must say. Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you'd be a whiz with numbers; I just figured it would involve counting the gummy bears in your lunchbox, not balancing a multi-million dollar budget. Seriously though, huge congrats! Now, about that loan… just kidding (mostly). Enjoy this momentous occasion, you magnificent number cruncher! May your future be filled with lucrative spreadsheets and minimal audits. Cheers!

"Brother, congratulations! You've graduated from the prestigious School of Hard Knocks and earned your degree in Accounting! I'm not sure what's more impressive - the fact that you made it through all those late nights and early mornings studying tax returns, or that you still have a social life to show for it. Either way, I'm really proud of you and I hope you're ready to put your new skills to use - I hear being an accountant is all about sharpening your pencil and numbing your mind!"