Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the writer. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the newly minted graduate and soon-to-be literary genius! Congratulations on finally escaping the clutches of academia – I hear the library's already mourning your departure. Seriously though, huge congratulations! You did it! Now, go forth and conquer the world with your words, leaving a trail of perfectly punctuated sentences and captivating narratives in your wake. May your future be filled with successful book launches, overflowing royalties, and only the occasional existential crisis brought on by writer's block (which, let's be honest, is just a fancy excuse to eat copious amounts of chocolate). I'm incredibly proud of you! Onward to the next chapter – and hopefully one with less all-nighters and more celebratory champagne!

"Huge congrats are in order, Boyfriend! I just heard the most pride-inducing news: you're finally released from the shackles of university and can now focus on actually writing something other than essays! As a fellow writer and partner in crime, I'm beyond excited to see what you do next. You've survived late-night pizza runs, early morning exams, and the sales pitch that was 'this essay is going to change the world.' Now, let's celebrate with a celebratory dinner (and maybe a few more pizza runs) to commemorate your new title: Master of Words (and hopefully, Master of the Michelle-created phrase). Cheers to you, Graduate Extraordinaire!