Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the writer. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the freshly-minted graduate! So, you finally escaped the clutches of academia, eh? No more late-night study sessions fueled by questionable cafeteria food – unless you're now using that as research for your next award-winning novel about caffeine-induced hallucinations. Seriously though, huge congratulations on this monumental achievement! The world of writing awaits your witty words and captivating characters. May your royalties be plentiful, your deadlines less painful, and your editor significantly less terrifying than your English professor. Go forth and conquer, you brilliant wordsmith!

"Huge congrats, Boyfriend! You've made it through four years of long nights, caffeine-fueled study sessions, and bad dorm food. As a writer, I'm sure you've perfected the art of procrastination, but who needs productivity when you're graduating? In all seriousness, I'm beyond proud of you for sticking with it and achieving your dreams. Now that you've got a degree, you can finally impress me with your 'expert' writing skills. Cheers to the next chapter!"