Heartfelt Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your boyfriend the waiter. Funny

Happy Anniversary to my amazing waiter of a boyfriend! Another year of dodging spilled drinks and bad table manners – you've truly earned your tips (and my heart!). I can't believe it's been this long since we officially tied the knot – and you haven't even dropped a single ring yet! Seriously though, here's to many more years of laughter, love, and maybe a slightly less chaotic life. Thanks for always bringing home the bacon (and occasionally a free appetizer or two). I love you!

"Happy Wedding Anniversary, Boyfriend! As a waiter, you're used to pouring drinks, but I hope you're not getting a refill on years stuck with me, haha! Just kidding, kind of. Seriously, nine years down, forever to go! Here's to many more laughs, adventures, and welcoming tables together. May our marriage be as smooth as a well-timed plate drop and as delightful as a perfectly paired wine. Cheers to us!"