Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the waiter. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the spatula-slinging scholar, the tray-balancing titan of academia! Congratulations on graduating university! I knew all those late-night study sessions fueled by questionable coffee and even more questionable diner food would pay off. Seriously though, huge congrats! You’ve officially traded lukewarm coffee for…well, probably still lukewarm coffee, but now you can *choose* the lukewarm coffee establishment! So proud of your hard work and dedication. Now go forth and conquer the world… one perfectly-plated dish at a time! Love you tons!

"Dear Boyfriend, Congratulations on making it out alive from the trenches of University! You've survived exams, deadlines, and even the cafeteria food. And now, as a seasoned waiter, you're ready to dish out plates and charm your way to five-star tips. I'm beyond proud of you! You've worked hard, and your future is serving up bright possibilities. Here's to a future of full plates, happy customers, and zero spills on the carpet (fingers crossed!). Love you, graduate!"