Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the waiter. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the freshly-minted graduate! So, you finally made it! No more pop quizzes, no more term papers, just endless refills of water glasses and the occasional – hopefully infrequent – spilled soup. Congratulations on escaping the clutches of academia and entering the thrilling world of waitering! I'm so proud of your academic achievements...mostly because now you'll finally have time for me, right? 😉 Seriously though, huge congrats! Here's to many successful shifts, generous tips, and maybe even a celebratory dinner...on me, of course...with a tip worthy of your newly acquired skills! Love you tons!

"Congrats, Boyfriend, on finally finishing school - now you can upgrade from taking orders to taking credit card payments. No more exams, no more late night study sessions... just tips and more tips. I'm sure you're thrilled to start serving up life's lessons alongside a side of fries and a drink. Well done, and don't let anyone butter you up (or charge you extra for ketchup) - you've earned it. Here's to a 'serve'-ous future!"