Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your boyfriend the waiter. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, So, you're finally hanging up your apron! Retirement, huh? No more balancing trays precariously, dodging grumpy customers, or enduring the endless stream of "Is the soup du jour spicy?" Congratulations on escaping the culinary battlefield unscathed! Seriously though, after all those years of serving up smiles (and maybe the occasional burnt steak), you deserve a long, relaxing period of blissful idleness. May your days be filled with leisurely breakfasts, comfortable naps, and absolutely zero more requests for extra ketchup. Enjoy your well-earned freedom!

Dear Boyfriend, Congratulations on finally getting the "order" to slow down