Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your boyfriend the waiter. Funny

Hey there, Boyfriend! So, you've gone from juggling plates and grumpy customers to juggling diapers and, presumably, even grumpier tiny humans! Congratulations on the new arrival! I bet your sleep schedule is about as predictable as a three-legged cat in a china shop now, huh? Seriously though, huge congrats! May your days be filled with tiny handprints, messy burps, and a love so overwhelming it makes dodging spilled coffee seem like a walk in the park. Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood – may your coffee be strong and your patience endless (mostly).

"Dearly beloved, Boyfriend is finally off the waiting tables and onto the duty of changing diapers! HUGE congrats on the little arrival! May your tipped career as a parent take you to new heights! We're all serving you high-fives and words of wisdom. Now grab a tray and hold onto it, because life with a new baby is sure to be a wild one! Cheers to the father, the waiter, the boss, and the world's most exhausted hero (with a heart of pure love)!"