Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the scientist. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the newly minted (and hopefully not soon-to-be-exploded) Scientist! Congratulations on graduating university! I knew you were smart, of course, but I didn't realize you possessed the stamina to survive all those late-night lab experiments without turning into a caffeine-fueled, sleep-deprived monster... mostly. Seriously though, huge accomplishment! Now go forth and conquer the world of science... or at least, find a lab with decent coffee. I'm incredibly proud of you and everything you've achieved. Let's celebrate!

"Hey Boyfriend, Scientist Extraordinaire! Congratulations on surviving (or in my case, tolerating) all the late-night lab sessions, ridiculous group projects, and frantic midterms. You've finally made it out alive, with a sheaf of shiny new papers to impress your future colleagues and a lifetime supply of caffeine to fuel your next scientific conquest! Cheers to a brilliant career ahead! Love you, proud partner in science (and life)."