Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the scientist. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the soon-to-be-world-renowned scientist! Congratulations on graduating! I knew you were brilliant, of course, but I didn't realize you'd actually manage to escape school with all your sanity (mostly) intact. Seriously though, huge congrats! I'm so incredibly proud of you and your impending domination of the scientific community. Just promise you won't accidentally invent a doomsday device while celebrating – I'm counting on you to keep the world safe (and me alive). Now go forth and conquer… the scientific world, that is! Love you tons!

"Huge congratulations to my star boyfriend, the new Science Whiz Crowned King (okay, maybe just a high school graduate) on acing another major milestone! I'm beyond proud of you for surviving three years of (foreign) language, (awkward) gym, and (killer) math. Who knew you'd survive and thrive in a world of quadratic equations and still keep your sanity? As a scientist, you've proven you can solve just about anything, including me! Love you for your brains (and the rest)!"