Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your boyfriend the scientist. Funny

Happy Anniversary to my amazing scientist boyfriend! Another year of surviving my questionable experiments – you must really love me (or have an incredibly high tolerance for chaos!). I'm so glad I didn't accidentally invent a time machine and end up marrying your clone from a parallel universe… yet. Seriously though, here's to another year of laughter, discoveries (both scientific and otherwise!), and maybe just a little less lab-coat-related laundry. I love you to the moon and back, and possibly beyond – depending on the funding for my next rocket project. Cheers!

Dear Boyfriend the scientist, Congratulations on your 1st anniversary! I just calculated the probability of a year flying by so quickly and it's a whopping 99.99%! You're officially a married scientist, which must mean you've just doubled the size of your laboratory (in love and in clutter). Wishing you a year of even more laughter, experiments, and occasional petri dish messes. Here's to many more years of chemistry between you two!