Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the salesperson. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the newly minted graduate! So, you finally escaped the clutches of academia and are ready to unleash your sales prowess upon the unsuspecting public? Congratulations, you magnificent overachiever! I knew you'd conquer those exams... eventually. Now go forth and sell, sell, sell! May your commission checks be fat, your clients be charmed (or at least slightly bewildered by your persuasive powers), and your future be as bright as your unnecessarily shiny graduation gown. I'm so incredibly proud of you, even if you did spend more time studying memes than textbooks. Let the celebratory binge-watching commence!

"Congratulations, Boyfriend! You've survived another level of education - I mean, you've graduated! I'm so proud of you for making it through four years of being a slave to textbooks, coffee, and ramen noodles. Now, as a salesperson, you get to deal with customers instead of homework - a fair trade if you ask me! Well done, you! Now, let's celebrate and see if we can still remember how to have a good time!"