Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the real estate agent. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the day is finally here! You've officially escaped the clutches of academia and entered the thrilling, cutthroat world of real estate… armed only with your degree and questionable fashion choices from those all-nighters. Congratulations, Graduate! I knew you’d make it, even if your study habits mostly involved copious amounts of caffeine and questionable life choices. Now go forth and conquer those closing deals - may your commission checks be plentiful and your questionable negotiation tactics surprisingly effective! I'm so incredibly proud of you and excited to see what amazing things you'll accomplish (preferably without needing a bailout from your incredibly supportive and slightly bewildered girlfriend). Love you!

Congrats to my favorite handsome real estate agent on finally closing the deal of the most important transaction of your life - walking across that graduation stage! I'm beyond proud of you, Boyfriend. Who would have thought all that time spent critiquing floor plans would actually be preparing you for this moment? You've sold more than just houses, you've sold out to the idea of a bright future. Now, hand me your mortarboard so I can buy a picture of us to put on my desk.