Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your boyfriend the real estate agent. Funny

Happy Thanksgiving, my amazing real estate agent boyfriend! I hope your turkey is bigger than the biggest house you've ever sold this year (and that it doesn't require a second mortgage to afford!). Seriously though, I'm so thankful to have you in my life. You're the only person who makes closing deals sound hotter than a crackling fireplace on a chilly autumn evening. May your day be filled with delicious food, laughter, and maybe even a surprisingly low property tax bill. I love you!

"Happy Thanksgiving, Boyfriend! May your day be as sweet as the commission checks you're used to bringing home. As a real estate agent, you're always selling people on the idea of 'home sweet home,' but today, I'm hoping you'll be sold on the idea of taking a break from open houses and spending some quality time with me. Love you, and don't forget to eat all the pie!"