Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your boyfriend the real estate agent. Funny

My Dearest Boyfriend, Retirement! Finally, you can hang up your "SOLD" sign and put your feet up… though I suspect you’ll be finding new ways to hustle, maybe selling lemonade on the corner or becoming a world-renowned birdhouse architect. After years of navigating the treacherous waters of real estate, dodging pushy clients and questionable properties, you deserve a long, luxurious break filled with naps, questionable reality TV, and maybe even a tiny bit of golfing (if you're into that sort of thing). Congratulations on this monumental achievement! You've earned it! Now go enjoy the freedom! Love always.

Dear Boyfriend, I just heard about your retirement and I couldn't be more excited... or surprised. After decades of showing homes and selling dreams, you're finally hanging up your "For Sale" sign and trading it in for a life of leisure. As a real estate agent, you're always been good at making deals, but this one's the best - getting out of the office and into your plaid pants. Congratulations on this well-deserved retirement!