Heartfelt Christmas Wishes for Your boyfriend the real estate agent. Funny

Merry Christmas, my favorite real estate agent! I hope your holiday is filled with more joy than a bidding war on a fixer-upper, more warmth than a newly renovated sunroom, and definitely less stress than dealing with a difficult client. May your presents be plentiful, your eggnog potent, and your holiday cheer overflow – even more than that ridiculously oversized inflatable Santa you keep threatening to put on the roof! Hope you have a fantastic Christmas, you magnificent human.

"Merry Christmas to my favorite real estate agent, Boyfriend! May your days be merry and bright, and may your inventory of homes be so plentiful that you're selling houses like they're going out of style (and let's be real, in Wellington, they probably are!). Here's to a holiday season filled with joy, validation of high listings, and a decent attempt to keep up with your property market knowledge. Cheers, and happy holidays!"