Heartfelt Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your boyfriend the nurse. Funny

Happy Anniversary to my amazing nurse Boyfriend! Another year of surviving my questionable life choices – you're officially a saint, or at least a very patient, incredibly skilled medical professional. I figured you've already stitched up enough wounds this year, so I'll spare you the gory details of my latest misadventures (mostly involving questionable food choices and a rogue Roomba). Seriously though, thank you for everything. Here's to many more years of laughter, questionable decisions, and you expertly patching me back together (metaphorically speaking, mostly). Love you tons!

"Happy Wedding Anniversary to the most amazing nurse I know, Boyfriend! A decade of love, laughter, and countless patient check-ups later, you two are still going strong! I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that you've survived each other for 10 years or that you've managed to keep me from getting sick all these years. Either way, here's to many more years of love, happiness, and perfect blood pressure readings! Cheers to you both!"