Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your boyfriend the nurse. Funny

Dearest Boyfriend, So, you're finally hanging up your scrubs! Congratulations on your retirement! I knew those years of tirelessly patching up others would eventually lead to this glorious moment of you patching up *yourself* with naps and margaritas. No more night shifts, no more grumpy patients (well, maybe just the occasional grumpy YOU), and definitely no more dealing with that perpetually broken coffee machine. Seriously, that thing was a menace. Enjoy this well-deserved break; you've earned it. Now, let the fun – and the extensive relaxation – begin! Cheers to your retirement!

"Dear Boyfriend, Congratulations on wiping off those scrubs forever! After years of swapping germs for gray hairs, you've finally earned the right to hang up your stethoscope and use the nurse's privileges: doing as little as possible and getting paid for it! As the nurses' number one fan (and number one husband), I'm jealous that you get to wear yoga pants to the 'office' now. Here's to a well-deserved retirement and a lifetime of getting all the naps you deserve! Love, [Your Name]"