Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your boyfriend the military. Funny

Dearest Boyfriend, So, you're finally trading in your camouflage for a tuxedo! Congratulations on getting hitched! I knew that uniform couldn't hold you back forever. Seriously though, best wishes on this monumental occasion. May your marriage be as epic as that time you single-handedly took down that rogue gnome in the backyard. (Just kidding...mostly). Seriously, though, all jokes aside, wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, laughter, and maybe a few less deployments. Cheers to the happy couple!

"Happy Wedding Day, President and General in Chief! Wishing you a lifetime supply of love, laughter, and ammunition... just kidding, I stole that one from the chaplain. Seriously, on the most heroic day of your life, congratulations on taking a bullet for love and marrying your best wingman (just don't tell the enemy - our mission depends on stealth). Best wishes and many cheers for this cannonball of a journey together! Semper fidelis, my friends, and may your love be as endless as the horizon (and the enemy's bad decisions). Congratulations, Boyfriend!"

Dear Boyfriend,

Soldier, you finally traded in your fatigues for a tuxedo! Congratulations on taking on your toughest mission yet: married life! Just remember, always follow orders, even when they come from your wife. Best wishes for a lifetime of shared adventures, laughter, and maybe a little less paperwork.