Heartfelt Christmas Wishes for Your boyfriend the military. Funny

Merry Christmas, my favorite soldier! I know you're probably trading eggnog for energy drinks and Christmas carols for camouflage, but I wanted to wish you a very special holiday. Hope your mission for Christmas includes minimal explosions and maximum festive cheer (and maybe a few extra rations of cookies). Seriously though, I'm so incredibly proud of you and everything you do. Thanks for keeping us safe, even when you're miles away. Can't wait to see you again soon! Sending you all my love and a giant virtual hug (that can withstand any tactical maneuver).

Merry Christmas, my favorite soldier! I know you're probably trading eggnog for electrolyte drinks and carols for combat drills, but I wanted to send you some extra holiday cheer from the home front. Hope Santa brought you something better than another pair of camouflage socks this year – maybe a week-long leave? Seriously though, thank you for your service and for putting up with my shenanigans. I'm incredibly proud of you and can’t wait to see you when you're back from whatever top-secret mission involves rescuing puppies from a villain’s lair (I’m guessing). Love you tons!

Merry Christmas, my favorite soldier! I hope Santa brought you something other than another round of grueling drills – maybe a comfy pair of socks that aren't camouflage? Seriously though, I'm so incredibly proud of your service and sacrifice. This Christmas, let's celebrate you, your bravery, and the fact that you haven't accidentally blown anything up (yet!). Wishing you a hilarious, relaxing, and wonderfully boozy Christmas filled with laughter, good food, and maybe just a little bit of mischief. Love you tons!

Merry Christmas, Boyfriend the Soldier! I hope this holiday season brings you peace, love, and maybe even a few days of leave from the trenches where you're usually stationed at the enemy's snack cabinet. Seriously though, thank you for serving and making the world a safer place. Here's to presents, eggnog, and no alarms blaring at 0400 tomorrow morning! Wishing you a joyful Christmas with all the fixings, from a fan who's very grateful for your service and sense of humor.

"Merry Kiss-mas, Lieutenant Boyfriend! May your stockings be loaded with festive fun and your sleigh full of laughter. Enjoy every byte of this digital Christmas and celebrate your которка_voices

Merry Christmas, my brave soldier! I hope your holidays are filled with more joy than a full barracks! May your eggnog be strong, your decorations even stronger, and your downtime even longer. Miss you tons, but know that I'm sending all my love and warmest wishes from the civilian world. Can't wait to see you back safe and sound (and slightly less toasty from those holiday lattes!).