Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your boyfriend the firefighter. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, So, you're finally hanging up your hose and helmet! Retirement, eh? I always knew you were a hero, but I didn't realize you'd actually be *retiring* from battling blazes. Does this mean no more dramatic "rescues" from smoky kitchens because you burnt the toast? Just kidding (mostly!). Seriously though, congratulations on this well-deserved rest. You've bravely faced fiery infernos and probably far more annoying office politics, so you've earned every minute of relaxation. Here's to many years of peaceful evenings, preferably without sirens in the background! Enjoy your freedom, you magnificent fire-slaying sweetheart!

"Congratulations Boyfriend, you've finally escaped the flames, or at least the dinner disruptions when you come home smelling like smoke! After decades of bravery and being on call 24/7, it's time to hang up your helmet and enjoy the retired life. Your skills in putting out fires may not be needed, but I'm sure they'll be useful in putting out the hard way dishes after dinner. Well done, well done! Enjoy your golden years and giving the wife a break now and then!"