Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your boyfriend the consultant. Funny

My dearest Boyfriend, the newly minted consultant! Congratulations on graduating university! I knew you were brilliant, but I didn't realize you were *this* brilliant – brilliant enough to escape the clutches of academia and enter the exciting, slightly less nerdy world of consulting. Seriously though, huge congrats! Prepare for a career filled with PowerPoint presentations, questionable coffee, and enough jargon to make your head spin. But hey, at least you'll finally be able to afford those ridiculously expensive shoes you've been eyeing. I'm so incredibly proud of you! Celebrate well, you deserve it!

"Huge congratulations, Boyfriend! I'm beyond thrilled to see that you've finally managed to tolerate four years of late-night cramming, dodgy roommates, and questionable cafeteria food. And what's even more impressive is that you've emerged on the other side as a mighty consultant, ready to take on the world (or at least the world of data analysis)! Cheers to you, my talented partner in crime, on this momentous University Graduation occasion! May your spreadsheets be always balanced, your meetings be brief, and your beers be always ice-cold!"